Rolled Poster - U R F*cked

A bold, cheeky art print that brings dark humour into a clean, minimal space. The design centres on a hand-drawn fortune cookie with a crisp white background and a candid slip that reads a blunt message. Whether pinned above a cluttered desk, hung in a game room, or slid into a gallery wall of witty prints, this poster adds a sharp, irreverent note to everyday life. The muted shadows and warm golden tones of the cookie keep the image friendly and approachable, while the message delivers an edge for those who appreciate sarcastic, offbeat decor.

Choose from three archival-quality paper types to match your display style: textured fine art for a traditional gallery feel, satin semi-gloss for vivid colour pop, or smooth matte for a softer, photographic look. Multiple sizes and both vertical and horizontal layouts let you place it on a narrow wall, in a frame, or in a collage. Printed using giclée or high-fidelity processes, the colors stay bright and clear even with regular sunlight exposure.

Product features

- Giclée printing for bright, long-lasting colour

- Multiple sizes and horizontal/vertical orientations

- Archival-quality paper with specified thicknesses (Fine Art 285 g/m², Semi-Glossy/Matte options available)

- Sourced blanks from USA and Japan; adult-focused artwork

Care instructions

- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan (Printify Choice)

Care instructions: If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.