{"product_id":"rolled-poster-still-tired-still-a-cunt-monster","title":"Rolled Poster – Still Tired. Still A Cunt. Monster.","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e18″ x 24″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            18.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            24.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eA bold rolled poster that wears its attitude on the wall. This print features a high-contrast energy drink can against a soft mint background and blunt, unapologetic text. Choose from archival fine art paper for textured depth, a satin semi-gloss for vivid colour pop, or a muted matte for a restrained look. Rolled and shipped in a tube, it arrives ready for framing or clipping into place — a quick way to add sharp humour and caffeine-charged edge to a dorm, studio, or workspace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLean into late-night study sessions, long shifts, and messy creative sprints. The poster sits well above a desk, next to a record shelf, or clipped on a gallery rail. It’s made to keep its colour through regular sunlight and to feel substantial in hand — whether you prefer the tooth of fine art paper or the clean fidelity of semi-gloss or matte photo stock.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print for bright, fade-resistant colour\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Archival-quality fine art paper with textured surface (285 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Rolled and shipped in a tube; multiple sizes and orientations available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Semi-gloss and matte photo papers available with strong colour fidelity (180–260 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56642117534071,"sku":"71504534059056604247","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56642117566839,"sku":"75688367072759100556","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56642117599607,"sku":"39117736684309640307","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56642117632375,"sku":"18660459504918467699","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56642117665143,"sku":"25367378899629079287","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56642117697911,"sku":"43909674051227697912","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/1580\/5815\/files\/3540962065963370514_2048.jpg?v=1769891964","url":"https:\/\/effortpending.com\/products\/rolled-poster-still-tired-still-a-cunt-monster","provider":"effortpending","version":"1.0","type":"link"}