{"product_id":"rolled-poster-lifes-a-bitch-but-so-am-i","title":"Rolled Poster — Life's a Bitch. 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The short, sassy line sits on a gentle pastel background so it stands out without shouting. Hung above a desk, tucked into a studio wall, or clipped to a gallery rail, it brings confident humour and a little rebellion to everyday spaces. Choose from textured fine art paper for painterly depth, semi-gloss for vivid photo-like colour, or matte for a subtle, contemporary finish. Available in horizontal or vertical layouts and multiple sizes to suit bedrooms, work nooks, and creative corners.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée printing for bright, fade-resistant colour\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes and horizontal\/vertical layouts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paper weight choices across providers (180–285 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56643262480759,"sku":"20352404904190160974","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56643262513527,"sku":"26366902935577989667","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56643262546295,"sku":"18473992598782284932","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56643262579063,"sku":"19249289363551283874","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56643262611831,"sku":"29760353216804755322","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56643262644599,"sku":"30066920320526670421","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/1580\/5815\/files\/9821435854265530346_2048.jpg?v=1769936812","url":"https:\/\/effortpending.com\/products\/rolled-poster-lifes-a-bitch-but-so-am-i","provider":"effortpending","version":"1.0","type":"link"}