{"product_id":"rolled-poster-life-sucks-i-swallow-it-and-move-on","title":"Rolled Poster – Life Sucks. I Swallow It and Move On.","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e18″ x 24″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            18.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            24.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eA rolled poster printed on archival papers, carrying a blunt, darkly funny affirmation in bold hand-lettered type. The soft blush background and confident black lettering read: “Life sucks. I swallow it and move on.” It looks at home pinned above a cluttered desk, leaned on a gallery wall with other candid prints, or rolled into a tube for a friend who appreciates dry humour. Choose a textured fine art stock for painterly depth and long-term colour stability, a satin semi-gloss for punchy photographic fidelity, or a matte option for a softer, low-reflective finish. Available in horizontal and vertical formats and multiple sizes — a tactile, everyday print made to sit with you through messy mornings and steady comebacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée printing for vibrant, long-lasting colour\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paper weights from 180–285 g\/m² depending on paper and source\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in multiple sizes and vertical or horizontal orientations\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56643292954999,"sku":"21588926000743543113","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56643292987767,"sku":"41671380057546415063","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56643293020535,"sku":"31409120892098849980","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56643293053303,"sku":"12679956155212526221","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56643293086071,"sku":"25159174082003399433","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56643293118839,"sku":"84411650099982429075","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/1580\/5815\/files\/3509800249124648269_2048.jpg?v=1769938203","url":"https:\/\/effortpending.com\/products\/rolled-poster-life-sucks-i-swallow-it-and-move-on","provider":"effortpending","version":"1.0","type":"link"}