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It settles into lived-in interiors—stacked on a shelf, clipped to a wire, or framed and leaned—adding a wry, human touch to a space that appreciates honest, low-key wit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Giclée print for bright, long-lasting colour \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e18″ x 24″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e10.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e- Multiple sizes and horizontal\/vertical orientation options\u003cbr\u003e- Semi-gloss and matte weights available for different display looks\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56642239529335,"sku":"95337607838738765929","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56642239562103,"sku":"17323473152227207922","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56642239594871,"sku":"31649183819013943731","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56642239627639,"sku":"28089235108349712905","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56642239660407,"sku":"27437345624043333140","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56642239693175,"sku":"76790845434656827493","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/1580\/5815\/files\/1678397703037863171_2048.jpg?v=1769896524","url":"https:\/\/effortpending.com\/products\/rolled-poster-i-used-to-care-but-i-take-pills-for-that-now","provider":"effortpending","version":"1.0","type":"link"}