{"product_id":"rolled-poster-i-m-not-rude-you-re-just-insignificant","title":"Rolled Poster — I’m Not Rude. You’re Just Insignificant.","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e18″ x 24″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            18.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            24.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eThis rolled poster brings quiet, snarky humor to any wall with a minimalist, hand-lettered message: “I’m not rude. You’re just insignificant.” Printed on your choice of archival-quality papers, the soft cream background and bold black lettering read like a private joke shared between friends. It slips easily into a studio, home office, or bedroom — a small, sharp statement that steadies the room without shouting. Hang it above a desk, lean it on a bookshelf, or clip it to a gallery rail to add personality and a wry edge to everyday spaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print for bright, fade-resistant colour\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes and horizontal\/vertical orientations available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Paper weights ranging from 180–285 g\/m² depending on option and supplier\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Rolled for safe shipping; blanks sourced from USA and Japan\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56760175493495,"sku":"88053876050860655958","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56760175526263,"sku":"69575220931131130285","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56760175559031,"sku":"11694079140159273035","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56760175591799,"sku":"23347142347534751662","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56760175624567,"sku":"27971420593374965078","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56760175657335,"sku":"23651193859879178664","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/1580\/5815\/files\/14065327002615783732_2048.jpg?v=1771444189","url":"https:\/\/effortpending.com\/products\/rolled-poster-i-m-not-rude-you-re-just-insignificant","provider":"effortpending","version":"1.0","type":"link"}