{"product_id":"rolled-poster-hot-bothered-and-slightly-confused","title":"Rolled Poster — Hot, Bothered, and Slightly Confused","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e8″ x 10″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e16\" x 20\" (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e18″ x 24″ (Vertical)\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            8.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            16.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            18.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            20.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            24.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eThis rolled poster brings a quiet, wry voice to any wall. Clean, hand-lettered text sits on a soft neutral background — a little wry, a little tender. It reads like a candid note left on a kitchen counter: honest, relatable, and quietly funny. Choose between textured fine art paper for a painterly feel, matte for a soft, low-shine look, or semi-glossy for crisp colour and sharper contrast. Available in horizontal and vertical layouts and multiple sizes to fit a cozy reading nook, home office, or gallery wall. The lightweight roll ships ready to be framed or displayed with clips, adding instant personality and a conversational touch to day-to-day spaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Giclée print for bright, fade-resistant colour\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Multiple sizes with horizontal and vertical layouts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Archival-quality paper weights (Fine Art 285 g\/m²; Semi-Glossy\/Matte options 180–260 g\/m²)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sourced blanks from USA (JONDO) and Japan; adult audience\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56643302850935,"sku":"22094872135909122233","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"8″ x 10″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56643302883703,"sku":"19867103188995280430","price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56643302916471,"sku":"27320983985869301020","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" x 20\" (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56643302949239,"sku":"75058975149307019454","price":10.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ (Vertical) \/ Semi Glossy","offer_id":56643302982007,"sku":"22093342867268596608","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"18″ x 24″ (Vertical) \/ Matte","offer_id":56643303014775,"sku":"12841966312454096741","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/1580\/5815\/files\/13083424952062044592_2048.jpg?v=1769939209","url":"https:\/\/effortpending.com\/products\/rolled-poster-hot-bothered-and-slightly-confused","provider":"effortpending","version":"1.0","type":"link"}